Talk about a tipping point: who could have predicted that Al Roker shitting his pants in The White House during The Bush Administration would have sparked the rise in popularity of exercise desks?
Fortunately, for those cycling fans who just cant find the time to walk around the office, take the stairs or go to the gym, the fine purveyors of office furniture 'FlexiSpot' have introduced the All-in-One Deskcise Pro desk bike that, paired with a head-set and an extra large green juice, will ensure that you look like the biggest Deustchebag in the office. Group deals are currently available for managers looking to turn their floor into a Peloton class of productivity.
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Dro
9/1/2018 02:44:02 am
My company is moving offices, might have to deutschebag it out with some of these.
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Fat Carl
11/9/2018 08:07:06 am
I crush intervals while doing my TPS reports. #neverstopneverstopping
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